[National Panic] Oh shut up. There simply is no other reaction to this USA Today story.
Some researchers are now clucking about the danger flip-flops pose to female foot health. Ballet flats, too. Everything sexy, fun to wear and cheap to buy made the list of hazardous footwear.
Since when did medical researchers become geezers and fall into collusion with the sensible shoe industry?
I hate these stories. I don’t want no stinkin’ foot health lecture on a 103-degree July afternoon. I’ll risk a bout of tendonitis or foot fungus in exchange for foot freedom.
Really, just shut up. (Holly Mullen)