Friday Letters Round-Up

• The War on Terror is like World War II. Except in WWII, our troops had specific, achievable goals. And we were actually fighting against the people who bombed us. And WWII eventually ended. But, other than that, the similarities are spooky.
  
  
• Utah is exceptional. Who needs WIC when you’ve got Deseret Industries?
  
  
• Three bucks and change constitutes a generous contribution in Utah.
  
  
• What could be better than reading a report generated by a committee of IHC flaks? Reading two of them each month!
  
  
• I do this not for myself, but for future generations of 15-year-olds.
  
  
• If your kid ever refuses a legislative “invitation,” you'll know it’s the school board’s fault.
  
  
• It’s “Ask a Cop to Water Your Lawn” Week!
  
  
• There were no copies of Debbie Does Dallas anywhere to be found in ancient Rome. Why can’t we be as moral as the Romans?
  

(Brandon Burt)