Heber's Gettin' a Wal-Mart!

[Elections 2007] We've been so caught up in mayors and vouchers, we forgot about this. Heber City voted to drop a big-ass cement box in its picturesque midst, but the defeated opponents should take heart: As soon as construction is complete on any Wal-Mart in 'Merica, country singer Chris Cagle shows up to sing his hit "Wal-Mart Parking Lot." It's true! As far as you know ...



(Bill Frost)