Attention, Claymates

[Media] To all the Claymates who've sent us hate mail in the past for daring to refer to Clay Aiken as "gay," suck on the next issue of People:

Sure, the "news" comes from Perez Hilton--but when has he ever been wrong?

(Bill Frost)

Mess With The Oprah...

[Claymates Attack] A few years ago I wrote some back-handed blurb about Clay Aiken and proceeded to watch my inbox flood with hate mail. One woman literally wanted me to die for my atrocious sin.

Turns out someone posted the blurb on an Aiken fansite, which resolved the whole "why is every one of these letters from the deep South?" mystery. I never thought someone could inspire as much ire as the one-time Idol runner-up. Then I saw this. Hee hee. Talk about increasing web traffic. Maybe I should dig up that old Aiken blurb? (Jamie Gadette)