- You can have my yellow-ribbon magnet when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
- Technically, it's not even the bullet that kills you; it's the hole.
- Obviously, my wife was trying to sneak a bottle of piña coladas into a baseball game. I'm just pissed because she got caught.
- If there were such a thing as global warming, Exxon would be doing something about it. Exxon isn't doing anything about global warming. Ergo, there's no such thing as global warming. Problem solved!
- You can have either God or sex. Choose wisely!
- Some of those 70-year-old ladies are just askin' for a smackdown.
- I'm writing a response to the great-great-grand-response to an original letter: Let the Great ORV Debate rage on!
- I'm so far to the right I think Dave Broder is a liberal.
- Homelessness isn't a societal problem; it's a "lifestyle".
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