tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3955615969511521360.post6787682562983509727..comments2023-11-02T05:41:36.074-06:00Comments on City Weekly Salt Blog: Archives January 2007-February 2009: Just Get Her the Whips and ChainsSalt Lake City Weeklyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11546409659306486287noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3955615969511521360.post-11027172456060333202008-05-05T19:30:00.000-06:002008-05-05T19:30:00.000-06:00Man, I wish I had a brown paper bag to cover up th...Man, I wish I had a brown paper bag to cover up the LDS chucrches on every corner... blights on the landscape I tell ya! It's an affront to nature!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3955615969511521360.post-36740374947406069692008-05-05T15:48:00.000-06:002008-05-05T15:48:00.000-06:00I've used a gym 4 or 5 days a week for 25 years. ...I've used a gym 4 or 5 days a week for 25 years. Without doubt, the most offensive thing I have seen are the dirty, dingy, gray magic undies these weirdo's wear. Honest to God, is it a Mormon thing not to use bleach?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3955615969511521360.post-22050829203852731682008-05-05T12:04:00.000-06:002008-05-05T12:04:00.000-06:00Mmmmm, Babylon.Mmmmm, Babylon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3955615969511521360.post-44435574666062779462008-05-05T10:35:00.000-06:002008-05-05T10:35:00.000-06:00I think it's a joke. It's simply written too well ...I think it's a joke. It's simply written too well to be serious. The part that gives it away is the "Mormon outing" thing. I suspect that, if the writer were being serious, she/he would have simply stated that it was a family outing and would have left out the funny underwear stuff and the like. <BR/><BR/>Although, this does raise an interesting question. As Mormon's move into new times still awaiting the end of it all) becoming more hip and fashionable, will their designers (and I use that word loosely) create funny-unders that are modest-yet-sexy? You know, for those nights that mom and dad were actually able to get Jim, Joan, Moses, Zeke, Moroni and Eve to bed on time? <BR/><BR/>"Hey, babe. The kids are asleep. You want for me to put on my 'special unders'?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3955615969511521360.post-41939238202605975572008-05-05T10:07:00.000-06:002008-05-05T10:07:00.000-06:00I read the letter and for the love of God, there i...I read the letter and for the love of God, there is NO WAY that this is not satire.<BR/> <BR/>Seriously, who wrote this? Andy Borowitz? Stephen Colbert?<BR/><BR/>People like this don't actually exist, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3955615969511521360.post-10333082883039250222008-05-05T08:35:00.000-06:002008-05-05T08:35:00.000-06:00I'm thinking the brown protective wrapper was put ...I'm thinking the brown protective wrapper was put over her head. And seeing how she admitted to being a shut-in, I think it's still there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com